Thursday, June 28, 2007

*A Whale of a Story...

*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah WAS swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

*The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him ".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That is freaking hilarious!!! I'm goin to be tellin that to people for weeks now!!!